May Update!
20 days ago
– Fri, May 15, 2026 at 05:49:25 PM
Hey Punks!
Apologies for the radio silence, but this month's update is big!
Feast your eyes on this!
The Core Rulebook and Weird Wanderings Vol. 1 and 2 are printed!!!
All books showcase the raw energy that Exalted Funeral, Jay, and I want to put in your hands.
The design, art, and lore all combine perfectly in a mystic stew that'll make you want to play our crazy game.
The other items are still in production (Dark Guide Screen, trading cards, Dark Heart of Xarnx zine, and patches) and we will notify backers of the shipment timeline as soon as we get word that they are complete.
Stay with us Punks. We are gonna make things super weird for your game table!
- Dark Guide Tony
March 2026 - Manufacturing status
3 months ago
– Mon, Mar 02, 2026 at 08:41:40 AM
Heya Punks!
Dark Guide Jay has been kicking butt getting those color issues fixed and here's the current status of your rewards:
Mystic Punks Core Rulebook - Color corrections throughout the book have been completed and we're already reviewing the new proof of the book's interior... We're expecting an updated proof of the cover next week.
Mystic Punks: Weird Wanderings, Vol 1 - The book's interior is now approved, and we just received the book cover proof on Thursday. We should have that reviewed and (hopefully) approved for printing shortly!
Screen of the Dark Guide - New proof from the printer is expected to arrive for us to review and approve next week. This should be the last one!
Mystic Punks Patch - In production!
Mystic Punks Collected Edition (Solo Play) - Still ready for printing, no delay expected. Just coordinating the timing so everything arrives at the warehouse on schedule.
The Dark Heart of Xarnx Zine - Still ready for printing, no delay expected. Just coordinating the timing so everything arrives at the warehouse on schedule.
Official Mystic Punks Collectible Trading Card Pack - Still ready for printing, no delay expected. Just coordinating the timing so everything arrives at the warehouse on schedule.
We're just wrapping up these last few proofs and approvals and we should have everything in production very soon. Thanks!
-The Exalted Funeral Team
January Update!
4 months ago
– Sun, Feb 01, 2026 at 08:28:36 AM
Hello Punks, welcome to the first update of 2026! We think the best thing to start off 2026 with is a complete list of every item that we're producing for this campaign and tell you where it is in the production process so you all know where we are with every single piece. So let's dive in:
Mystic Punks Core Rulebook - Dark Guide Jay is currently making revisions to correct color issues discovered in the more recent round of printer proofs. Some of the color blending techniques used during layout were not compatible with the color profile required by the printer, and that's not something we were able to discover and isolate until now. The files will be fixed and new PDFs submitted to the printer early next week.
Mystic Punks: Weird Wanderings, Vol 1 - The color blending issues (same as the Core Rulebook) have been corrected, new files were submitted to the printer, and we are reviewing the new proofs TODAY.
Screen of the Dark Guide - Revised files were submitted to the printer on Wednesday (Jan 28) to fix issues discovered in the last printer proof. A new (hopefully final!) printer proof is expected next week.
Mystic Punks Patch - Files Ready- Waiting for Core Rulebook files to be approved to coordinate arrival at warehouse for distribution.
Mystic Punks Collected Edition (Solo Play) - Files Ready- printing in US, waiting for Core Rulebook files to be approved to coordinate arrival at warehouse for distribution.
The Dark Heart of Xarnx Zine - Files Ready, printing in US, waiting for Core Rulebook files to be approved to coordinate arrival at warehouse for distribution
Official Mystic Punks Collectible Trading Card Pack - Files Ready - Waiting for Core Rulebook files to be approved to coordinate arrival at warehouse for distribution
So, our next steps are to send the revised Core Rulebook files to the printer next week and then reviewing the updated printer proofs for the Core Rulebook and the Screen of the Dark Guide. Once those items are all approved, we will be able to start all the presses rolling!
TL,DR: JaY NeEdZ To FiX BrOkEn FiLeZ
- The Exalted Funeral Team
December - Final Update of 2025!
5 months ago
– Mon, Dec 29, 2025 at 04:00:11 PM
Hey Punks!
It's been a hell of a year with some ups, but way too many downs for a lot of folks. We are still alive and kickin', and we know you're all eager to hear about where we're at with this project, so let's not beat around the bush.
We are still waiting for the final screen proofs from the printer to sign off on and start the presses. There has been an unusual amount of back and forth about the files for this title that was adding to the delay, which have recently been resolved. We expect to see those final proofs in early January after the New Year.
We know this isn't what everyone wants to hear and we definitely wanted to deliver a different message before the end of the year. We want the best product and are working with the printers to get that to you. We are eager to get the rewards to you all, and you will know as soon as we do when printing starts as soon as the proofs are approved!
In other news, Dark Guide Jay will be hosting Mystic Punks games at PAGE 2026 and Dice and Diversions this January! Come and play with the real deal as he dooms yer Punk Party to the inevitable TPK.
Check below for details.
We hope all you punks have a great holiday season and that we can start off 2026 with a bang!
- The Exalted Funeral Team
November Update!
6 months ago
– Wed, Nov 26, 2025 at 02:30:14 PM
Hey Punks!
Progress continues! We are have finished up the final edits on the last screenproof from the printer, and submitted the final (we hope!) files. We'll have one more chance to review them and catch any other errors as soon as they generate the new proofs and send them over to us, which should be any day now.
Once we give them final approval and pull the trigger, PRINTING WILL BEGIN!!!1!!!one!!
We expect that final approval in the next couple weeks, so mid-December is likely. We will send out another update to let you know as soon as we have pulled that trigger!
The holidays will impact the timeline somewhat, but we believe we should still be on track to have fulfillment started in the first quarter of 2026. We are SO close! In the meantime, check out the EF-Mart Black Friday Sale with 40% off all Mystic Punks Zines!
- The Exalted Funeral Team
