August Update!
9 days ago
– Mon, Aug 31, 2026 at 07:45:26 PM
Yo!
Let's get right to it, cuz fulfillment is nigh!
Mystic Punks Core Rulebook
At the warehouse! Check the pics!
Screen of the Dark Guide
At the warehouse!
Mystic Punks: Weird Wanderings Vol. 1 and 2
At the warehouse!
Dark Heart of Xarnx Zine
At the warehouse!
Mystic Punks Patch
At the warehouse!
Official Mystic Punks Collectible Trading Card Pack
Being printed! Almost there!
From EF:
as soon as the cards are received, we will have a timeline for when shipping will begin.
Addresses will lock next week, you will receive an email on Monday letting you know you have 48hrs until addresses are locked Wednesday sept 9th. If you need assistance with your addresses or have any questions please reach out to use at
[email protected] .
In other Punk related news, I've been writin' up a storm for the indie RPG newsletter
Analog Union with my new bi-weekly section,
Dark Guide Tony's Trash Can. I cover all sorts of trash media for you ghouls to slop up. Video games, comix, RPGs, movies - it's all fair game in the land of trash. Subscribe to it (it's free!) for your weekly indie gaming fix.
Also, come see me in scenic Enfield, CT this October 2nd thru 4th at
Under The Dice Fest '26! I'll be tabling with Rev. Joey Royale of
Weird Heroes of Public Access. In addition to Mystic Punks merch, Dark Guide Jay and I are whipping up a super-bootleg MP wargame zine. Yea, it's sorta secret, so come by Under The Dice to snag one.
That's all for now!
- Dark Guide Tony
July Update
2 months ago
– Fri, Jul 10, 2026 at 07:02:23 PM
Hey everybody,
Manufacturing Update
TL:DR - It's on a boat!!!
For those that want more details, all overseas manufacturing is now complete and everything is on it's way to the warehouse. It has shipped and has an ETA to the US of the end of July! Assuming there are no unforeseen issues, this means that it should arrive at our warehouse within a week or two after arriving. That will have us shipping out your orders in August and September!
The only remaining items are the Mystic Punks Collectible Trading Card Packs, but the US manufacturer has already gotten started and they will arrive at the warehouses before the overseas shipment.
Locking Addresses Soon
We will be locking addresses before the end of the month and will send out another update before we do that with information on that process.
Apologies for the delay in posting this update, we were waiting on an ETA from the shipping company and did not want to post another update without it.
Have a fantastic weekend!
-The Exalted Funeral Crew
May Update!
4 months ago
– Fri, May 15, 2026 at 05:49:25 PM
Hey Punks!
Apologies for the radio silence, but this month's update is big!
Feast your eyes on this!
The Core Rulebook and Weird Wanderings Vol. 1 and 2 are printed!!!
All books showcase the raw energy that Exalted Funeral, Jay, and I want to put in your hands.
The design, art, and lore all combine perfectly in a mystic stew that'll make you want to play our crazy game.
The other items are still in production (Dark Guide Screen, trading cards, Dark Heart of Xarnx zine, and patches) and we will notify backers of the shipment timeline as soon as we get word that they are complete.
Stay with us Punks. We are gonna make things super weird for your game table!
- Dark Guide Tony
March 2026 - Manufacturing status
6 months ago
– Mon, Mar 02, 2026 at 08:41:40 AM
Heya Punks!
Dark Guide Jay has been kicking butt getting those color issues fixed and here's the current status of your rewards:
Mystic Punks Core Rulebook - Color corrections throughout the book have been completed and we're already reviewing the new proof of the book's interior... We're expecting an updated proof of the cover next week.
Mystic Punks: Weird Wanderings, Vol 1 - The book's interior is now approved, and we just received the book cover proof on Thursday. We should have that reviewed and (hopefully) approved for printing shortly!
Screen of the Dark Guide - New proof from the printer is expected to arrive for us to review and approve next week. This should be the last one!
Mystic Punks Patch - In production!
Mystic Punks Collected Edition (Solo Play) - Still ready for printing, no delay expected. Just coordinating the timing so everything arrives at the warehouse on schedule.
The Dark Heart of Xarnx Zine - Still ready for printing, no delay expected. Just coordinating the timing so everything arrives at the warehouse on schedule.
Official Mystic Punks Collectible Trading Card Pack - Still ready for printing, no delay expected. Just coordinating the timing so everything arrives at the warehouse on schedule.
We're just wrapping up these last few proofs and approvals and we should have everything in production very soon. Thanks!
-The Exalted Funeral Team
January Update!
7 months ago
– Sun, Feb 01, 2026 at 08:28:36 AM
Hello Punks, welcome to the first update of 2026! We think the best thing to start off 2026 with is a complete list of every item that we're producing for this campaign and tell you where it is in the production process so you all know where we are with every single piece. So let's dive in:
Mystic Punks Core Rulebook - Dark Guide Jay is currently making revisions to correct color issues discovered in the more recent round of printer proofs. Some of the color blending techniques used during layout were not compatible with the color profile required by the printer, and that's not something we were able to discover and isolate until now. The files will be fixed and new PDFs submitted to the printer early next week.
Mystic Punks: Weird Wanderings, Vol 1 - The color blending issues (same as the Core Rulebook) have been corrected, new files were submitted to the printer, and we are reviewing the new proofs TODAY.
Screen of the Dark Guide - Revised files were submitted to the printer on Wednesday (Jan 28) to fix issues discovered in the last printer proof. A new (hopefully final!) printer proof is expected next week.
Mystic Punks Patch - Files Ready- Waiting for Core Rulebook files to be approved to coordinate arrival at warehouse for distribution.
Mystic Punks Collected Edition (Solo Play) - Files Ready- printing in US, waiting for Core Rulebook files to be approved to coordinate arrival at warehouse for distribution.
The Dark Heart of Xarnx Zine - Files Ready, printing in US, waiting for Core Rulebook files to be approved to coordinate arrival at warehouse for distribution
Official Mystic Punks Collectible Trading Card Pack - Files Ready - Waiting for Core Rulebook files to be approved to coordinate arrival at warehouse for distribution
So, our next steps are to send the revised Core Rulebook files to the printer next week and then reviewing the updated printer proofs for the Core Rulebook and the Screen of the Dark Guide. Once those items are all approved, we will be able to start all the presses rolling!
TL,DR: JaY NeEdZ To FiX BrOkEn FiLeZ
- The Exalted Funeral Team
