November Update!
14 days ago
– Thu, Nov 07, 2024 at 10:30:29 AM
Hey Punks!!!
I wanted to show y'all the fantastic progress with Mystic Punks! Everyone at Exalted Funeral is working super hard, and we are in the final proofing stages for everything!
Dark Guide Jay Domingo has been working overtime in the dungeon, doing layout work on the adventure books for Weird Wanderings 1 and 2. And Andrew "Tiger Wizard" Bellury has been knockin' us down with their ghoulish art! Check these out!
From Steve "Dragon Warrior" Albertson (Epic Levels, Mad Dungeon Podcast), a page from their adventure Thrill Kill Ministry!
From John "Hambone" McGuire (321RPG, Vintage RPG Podcast), here's a peek at The Ballad Of Dirtstache Wizard! With artwork by me!
And finally, check out this spread with Tiger Wizard's gruesome art and Amy Chan's fishy header for Joel Hines' (Desert Moon Of Karth) adventure, Those In Glass Houses!
Until next time!
- Dark Guide Tony
Mystic Punks Core Rulebook PDF Coming In Hot!
about 2 months ago
– Wed, Sep 25, 2024 at 12:02:53 PM
Hey Punks!
We have very exciting news for you today!
Mystic Punks Core Rulebook Preview PDF NOW AVAILABLE!!
We are beyond stoked to have this first iteration of MP gameplay in your digital hands. In addition to all the rules, Punk creation, and world-building, this file also contains The Night of the Ankashara adventure! So, dive in and start your Dark Campaign today!
This is the initial PDF and will be updated as we see fit. Speaking of which, if ya feel inclined, please send all typos ya find (there are about...uh, maybe five at most) to [email protected].
You will receive an email alerting you to the download. You also can access your survey using this link https://mystic-punks-table-top-roleplaying-game.backerkit.com/ and click on the "Get your digital downloads" button.
If you have any questions please reach out to us at [email protected].
As always, y'all have our eternal gratitude cuz this wouldn't have been possible without fans and supporters like you!
-Dark Guide Tony, Jay, & the EF Crew
BackerKit Closing This Week, End of Campaign Winners, and Trash Fest
3 months ago
– Wed, Aug 14, 2024 at 01:48:58 PM
Hello friends!
BackerKit Closing Friday
A quick update to say we will be closing the BackerKit Pledge Manager this Friday August 16th and charging cards and locking orders on Sunday August 18th. You will get an email notifying you that you will have 48 hours to make any adjustments to your pledge.
Addresses will not be locked until closer to delivery. We will send out an update later on about this.
If you have any questions for need assistance please reach out us at [email protected].
Drawing Winners
We are so excited to announce the winners of the end of campaign drawing! Congrats Backers!
Pit Master $200!
Jason Coburn
Jonathan D Moser
Sky Gonzalez
Screen Machine $100!
Matthew Jones
Brandon L. Harrison
Yamil Camacho
Core Me Hard $50!
Rich Kee
Zach - Vivian Lynn
Banana Chan
Digi Dirt $25!
Casey Caston
Drew (Pledge #35917948)
Thomas S. Powers
The backers above will see the credit reflected in their pledge manager survey and have a chance to use this towards additional add-ons before cards are charged Sunday.
Trashfest Virtuacon X2K
TRASHFEST WAS A BLAST!!!
We are so stoked by the gnarly gaming sessions and good vibes shared by all!
Check out this virtua-insanity from the games!
Extra special trash shout-outs to the lovely purveyors of gaming filth! We couldn't have rolled in the muck with out ya! Much love to Brian Shutter (Neon Lords of the Toxic Wasteland), John "Hambone" McGuire (3,2,1...Action/Vintage RPG), and Joey Royale (Weird Heroes of Public Access)!!!
If ya missed out...no worries! Trashfest will return!!!
More project updates coming this month!
Thanks!
Exalted Funeral, Tony, and Jay
NEW TRASHFEST SIGN UP LINK! PLEASE READ!
4 months ago
– Fri, Jul 19, 2024 at 05:43:48 AM
Hey y'all!
Please use this NEW link to sign up for Trashfest!
Be sure to share it with yer friends, enemies, lovers, and virtual fighters!
Thank you!
-Dark Guide Tony
TRASHFEST RPG CON! PLAY RAD INDIE RPGS! SIGN UPS OPEN!
4 months ago
– Wed, Jul 17, 2024 at 06:04:59 AM
Yooo Punks!
Do ya wanna play ice cold killa roleplaying games while we all slowly melt in the sweltering summer heat?
Duh, Dark Guide Tony! Do ya even have to ask?!
Well, we got ya covered!!!
The Trash Daddies Crew (DG Tony, DG Jay, and other super rad daddies) is hosting TRASHFEST VIRTUACON X2K on Saturday, August 10, 2024! All the underground indie gaming hits!
ALL GAMES ARE GONNA BE RUN BY THEIR CREATORS! WUT?!?
PLUS! A Trash Daddies Double Feature (TDDF)! The online con will take place on the Mystic Punks Discord!
When?
Saturday, August 10, 2024
Where?
Mystic Punks Discord Server - https://discord.gg/Tswe9CUzDw
REGISTRATION CLOSES ON FRIDAY, JULY 26TH at MIDNIGHT!
REGISTRATION FORM IS HERE!
Schedule (All times EST)
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AM Gaming Sessions: 9 AM to 1 PM
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PM Gaming Sessions: 2 PM to 6 PM
- Trash double feature starts at 8 PM!
Games
Mystic Punks - This dark world needs saving from malevolent supernatural threats, and well, sometimes it comes down to a majick gas station attendant, the mall goth with demon bone daggers, and an adorable Pomeranian wizard! Punks (maybe) save the world from utter annihilation from unholy eldritch gods, possessed high school lunch ladies, and gooey otherworldly bandits with a proclivity for prodding!
Neon Lords Of The Toxic Wasteland - Neon Lords of the Toxic Wasteland is an ultra-violent, style-focused, no-holds-barred, to-the-max game that is half medieval fantasy and half sci-fi. The game oozes 80s and 90s nostalgia, featuring items like ninja stars and fanny packs, as well as many references to the era.
The game is built on top of the “BX” rules, and the core rules use an ability class points system and fortune points, which give players some flexibility in dice rolls. The setting is post-apocalyptic Earth, where magic mixed with technology from the 1980s and early 1990s created the cassette futurism seen in the Neo-Terraxx tech and some of the Xeno tech.
3, 2, 1...Action! - Have you ever fantasized about elbow-dropping Martians or firing rockets while leaping off skyscrapers? Now's your chance! With 3,2,1...Action! cinematic storytelling is at your fingertips—all with a single d10 roll. Whether you're into '80s action flicks, crime dramas, or space operas, 3,2,1…Action! has got you covered. It's an RPG system where story and fun always steal the spotlight from physics. So grab your dice and get ready for action-packed adventures!
Weird Heroes of Public Access - Weird Heroes, Start Here! Something is amiss in Fairhaven. The mysterious station manager of WHPA-TV13, Fairhaven’s public access television station, has curated a cast of show hosts who will use their niche powers to save the day! Rules-light, d6 pool-based resolution system/homage to the personalities of 80s and 90s public access programming!
Hot Jungle RPG - Yer a P.O.W. hostage behind enemy lines of the vicious terrorist group Kobra Fang! Can you bust out and stop Kobra Fang's insidious plans?! For lovers of Metal Gear, G.I. Joe, and Deadly Prey!
The Trash Daddies crew will email your gaming schedule on July 29th!
Trash Double Feature
8 PM - Hologram Man (1995) - From Paul via Letterboxd - "This is the movie to watch while you’re jacking into the information grid while e-chatting with your cyber friends."
10 PM - Deadly Prey (1987) - From Joeski via Letterboxd - "Hands down it's one of the best cheesy 80s Rambo copycat B movies."
-Dark Guide Tony
